April Fool's 2

Being April Fool's, I thought I would write something about how our President fired the CEO of a major publicly held corporation and appointed his own CEO, and wants members of his administration to sit on the Board of Directors. Unfortunately, our President beat me to it - only it was for real. Then I thought I would write about our President creating some position titled the Director of Recovery for Auto Communities & Workers, but the "Workers" part sounded too Marxist. Unfortunately, our President beat me to that one too - and yes, it too is real. Then I had the bright idea of writing that many of the people making fiscal decisions affecting your paycheck and bank accounts over the next 4 years couldn't figure out how to do their own taxes. I mean, most people who make what these people make use CPAs, or at least a tax professional, unless they're trying to hide something. But unfortunately, this too turned out to be all too real, with Kathleen Sebelius being the next person who will impact your paycheck and can't figure out her own taxes. Finally, I thought I would write about our President's "what is he thinking" $3.5 trillion budget, which is $11,500 for every man, woman, and child in America. Since not all pay taxes, you can pretty much double that. And that's for only one year! Then I realized all this has been anything BUT a joke! many thanks to Rich Galen for the ideas.